The Shop T&C (Terms of Chaos)
1. The Cat Hair Disclaimer
Everything you buy from me is handmade. My house is under the tyrannical control of four cats and three bearded dragons. There is a strong probability—almost a guarantee—that if I crochet something, there are cat hairs in there somewhere. I do wash all of my projects before sending them to you, but we all know how stubborn cat hair is. Please consider this offering from our cat overlords a free bonus. If you are severely allergic, please consider this a warning before purchasing.
2. Turnaround Times
If I haven't said it enough: handmade. Please allow me time to make your project correctly.
- Cat toys, keychains, and similar-sized items: I can usually get these done within a week.
- Multiples (coasters) or tiny items: These will take a bit longer. Trust me, tiny things take the longest. Between the finger pain and the chance for mistakes in itty-bitty stitches, they require way more focus.
- Huge projects (clothes, blankets, or insanely custom things): These will require some direct interaction between us so we're on the same page.
I promise if there are any delays, I will reach out and tell you immediately.
3. Shipping
Shipping on my part is typically pretty quick; I try to get everything out within one business day of completing it. I am not Amazon, though, so please allow time for the shipping carrier to actually deliver it. I will provide a tracking number, so feel free to go full stalker on it.
4. Pricing, Sanity, and the Audacity Clause
The shop isn't a flea-market, I only haggle on custom pieces. They cover materials, the time it takes, and the pieces of my sanity that go with it. Don't worry, the cat hair is still free of charge.
If you think I am undercharging: Here is my CashApp. Tips are always welcome.
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